Lump of Coal Soap On A Rope+Scrubber

DUKE CANNON ALWAYS MAKES THE NICE LIST.

While a new 15 amp demo hammer won’t fit into most holiday stockings, hard-working men shouldn’t have to settle for a cheap set of off-brand wrenches. The contents of this box should be standard-issue for any man who managed to make the nice list this year. Highly functional and proudly overbuilt, this Tactical Scrubber™ and Big Ass Brick of Soap® are designed for hard-working men who want to get clean and smell good without making a big deal about it.

• Built to maximize hygiene & minimize droppage
• Dual-mesh Tactical Scrubber™ is built to deliver a high caliber lather, and turn any Big Ass Brick of Soap® into soap-on-a-rope
• Engineered to be fully machine washable, so it won’t mildew like those cheap loofah puffs
• The double-stitched, 550 Mil-Spec paracord allows you to get a grip and keep your soap off the ground